"Don't Talk to the actors"

A hilarious backstage comedy where the best laid plans go awry.  The cast and crew of a Broadway-bound play resort to manipulation, diva-like behavior, and chaotic abandon in order to get what they want. Fledgling playwright Jerry Przpezniak and his fiancee are a couple of Buffalo greenhorns suddenly swept up in the whirlwind of New York's exciting theater scene.  Jerry's play is optioned for the big money, ego-driven world of Broadway.  It's a young playwright's dream, but the crazy characters and dilemmas they encounter are the things theatrical nightmares are made of.